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mpdrolet: The Willows Burgers and Malts, 1955 Joseph Fadler...

Fri, 17 May 2013 09:37:29 -0400

The Willows Burgers and Malts, 1955

Joseph Fadler

I would never be broke again.

chemicaldarkshine: hardestcopy: bijou1986: A Mom went to have...

Fri, 17 May 2013 09:36:55 -0400

hardestcopy:

bijou1986:

A Mom went to have dinner with her son who lives with his roommate.
During the course of the meal, his mother couldn’t help but notice how handsome his roommate was. She had been suspicious about her sons sexuality but being a good mother she felt that he would let her know if and when the time was right but seeing the two together just made her more curious.

Over the course of the evening, while watching the interaction between the two she wondered even more if there was more here than meets the eye. Her son, sensing his mothers watchfully eye volunteered, “really Mom, I can tell what you’re thinking and you can just get it out of your mind, we are just roommates and nothing more”.

About a week later the roommate remarked, “ever since your mother was here the silver serving platter has been missing, do you think she took it?”

He responded, “Well I’m sure she didn’t but I will email her and ask just to be sure” he sat down and wrote:

Hey Mom
I’m not saying you did take the silver platter from the house and I am not saying you didn’t take it but the fact remains that it has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.
Love,
Your Son.

A couple days later he got a response from his mother:

Dear Son,
I am not saying that you do sleep with your roommate and I am not saying that you don’t sleep with him and you know I love you and could care less either way but the fact remains that if he was sleeping in his own bed he would have found the platter under his pillow.
When are the two of you coming for dinner?
Love,
Mom

BEST MOM

I’m crYING

Who email’s their mother about missing dishes? Anywho, Mum’s got smarts

tenderghost: awwww-cute: One of my friends got chased by...

Fri, 17 May 2013 09:26:16 -0400

tenderghost:

awwww-cute:

One of my friends got chased by little piggies during his bike ride

this is the opposite of a problem

Would have been my best bike ride ever.

I think this is good cover art.

Mon, 13 May 2013 12:32:16 -0400

I think this is good cover art.

For my Dad

Tue, 07 May 2013 22:42:38 -0400

For my Dad

Sleeping Presley

Mon, 06 May 2013 23:05:52 -0400

Sleeping Presley

Oh yeah

Mon, 06 May 2013 11:04:09 -0400

Oh yeah

Photo

Mon, 06 May 2013 00:53:35 -0400

paishere: Bellatrix adores the sunshine! True #southafrican...

Sun, 05 May 2013 20:10:22 -0400

paishere:

Bellatrix adores the sunshine! True #southafrican doggie! #pug #puglove #pugsnotdrugs #pugsofinstagram pugalicious #sunny #cute #dogsofinstagram #pugigers

I love pugs on the beach!

or anywhere

arockettopigfarts: “Dear people who complain about the...

Sun, 05 May 2013 20:09:59 -0400

arockettopigfarts:

“Dear people who complain about the chemicals they’re exposed to: EVERYTHING IS CHEMICALS.” -Hank Green

I love this guy

When Cartoon Network Was Good.

Sun, 05 May 2013 20:09:35 -0400

When Cartoon Network Was Good.

We all know that Raven wanted to watch Maniac Fury: Attack of...

Sun, 05 May 2013 20:08:48 -0400

We all know that Raven wanted to watch Maniac Fury: Attack of the protozoids

IronMan 3 was awesome

Sun, 05 May 2013 10:08:27 -0400

IronMan 3 was awesome

did-you-kno: Source

Sat, 04 May 2013 21:24:42 -0400

did-you-kno:

Source

• Accidentally close a tab? Ctrl+Shift+T reopens it.• Bananas...

Sat, 04 May 2013 21:21:59 -0400

• Accidentally close a tab? Ctrl+Shift+T reopens it.
• Bananas release dopamine, eat them when you’re sad.
• CTRL+SHIFT+ESC is the one handed version of CTRL+ALT+DEL
• Don’t brush your teeth hard, it makes them sensitive and removes enamel.
• Don’t like spiders? Put citronella oil on your walls and they will not go there.
• Drink one glass of water for every alcoholic drink you have, you’ll get drunk without getting a hangover.
• Get clear ice cubes by boiling water before freezing it
• Heal paper cuts and immediately stop the pain with chapstick.
• If you accidentally write on your dry erase board with a permanent marker, scribble over it with a dry eraser marker to remove it.
• If your shoes smell, put them in the freezer overnight, it will kill the bacteria.
• Make bug bites stop itching with a banana peel.
• Make a paper longer with 12-point text, but 14-point periods and commas.
• Need to get around a blocked website at work? Try replacing the http:// with https://
• Never send your resume as a word file (unless asked) Instead, print it to a pdf file, it’s much cleaner and professional looking.
• Pick a flavor of gum you don’t normally chew, and chew it while studying during a test.
• Place a piece of bread in a container with your homemade cookies and they will stay soft.
• Put a dry towel into a dryer with wet clothes, they will dry faster.
• Put toothpaste on a pimple and it will dry out.
• Practise fake smiling in the mirror every day before going to work/school, you’ll genuinely start to feel happier.
• Rub canola/olive oil on knives before cutting onions, you won’t cry, alternatively chew gum and you won’t either.
• Short on time with a wrinkled dress shirt? Hang it up in the bathroom to steam it flat.
• The night before, place things you don’t want to forget the next morning on top of your shoes.
• Use hydrogen peroxide to remove blood stains from clothing.
• When cleaning windows use newspapers or coffee filters instead of paper towels, they will not leave streaks.
• When microwaving bread products/pizza put a glass of water in with it, it will keep your bread for going spongy.
• When you move into a new place you’re renting, take pictures of any and all damage, then post them on facebook (privately if preferred) so you can use the reference date as proof you didn’t do it.
• When searching plane tickets online delete your cookies prior, prices go up when you visit a site multiple times.

btvslives: David Fury (writer for Buffy and Angel) posted this...

Sat, 04 May 2013 21:18:59 -0400

btvslives:

David Fury (writer for Buffy and Angel) posted this photo on twitter.
“@julietlandau and james Marsters. #spike&dru2getheragain.”

mind-of-a-new-writer: @joshsux

Sat, 04 May 2013 21:14:01 -0400

mind-of-a-new-writer:

@joshsux

What’s this creature at my feet?

Sat, 04 May 2013 21:13:04 -0400

What’s this creature at my feet?

Can't it just be 60 degrees and mild for the rest of my life?

Sat, 04 May 2013 21:10:09 -0400

Photo

Fri, 03 May 2013 10:29:10 -0400